All items sadly not included on Cosmo’s List of Single Girl Things to Do Before You Get Married. The items which are listed can be boiled down into a simple injunction guaranteed to make the modern lady ten times more Empowerful: Enjoy yourself while you can–but not in a way that is actually enjoyable. Or scares off men.
I was going to make a list of single-girl things to do before becoming a dude, but everything I could think of either is something done *to* single women rather than by them, could still be done by a dude, or flat out isn’t worth doing. Patriarchy, man. What the fuck.