leave husband, kill children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, become lesbian…

All items sadly not included on Cosmo’s List of Single Girl Things to Do Before You Get Married. The items which are listed can be boiled down into a simple injunction guaranteed to make the modern lady ten times more Empowerful: Enjoy yourself while you can–but not in a way that is actually enjoyable. Or scares off men.

I was going to make a list of single-girl things to do before becoming a dude, but everything I could think of either is something done *to* single women rather than by them, could still be done by a dude, or flat out isn’t worth doing. Patriarchy, man. What the fuck.

1 Response to “leave husband, kill children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, become lesbian…”


  1. 1 aroundthebend213 April 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Thank you for not linking to “Hair that Gets You What You Want.” No, it doesn’t. The end & thank you.


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